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Kurt: i didn't get in.
Me: what
Tumblr: what.
internet: what
world: what
obama: what
rick santorum: what
God: WHAT
God: That's it people. I'm starting the Apocalypse right now.
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RIB: kurt's gonna have a happy storyline this season
RIB: lol but his boyfriend's actually a junior
RIB: it's ok, he nails his nyada audition
RIB: jk, he still gets rejected
me:
RIB:
me:
RIB:
me:
police officer: so let me get this straight, they ran into your knife?
me: they ran into my knife ten times.